A's the American whip that we dread, B the bananas on which we are fed, C is for Captain who guards us from harm
D is for Dot who is short of an arm, E Eaton Mascott where hounds sometimes meet, F is for fish which is always a treat
G is the gong when we try to say "snap," H is for Hartless who gives it a tap, I's influenza which makes us feel hot, J is the jam which we eat from the pot
K is the kitten who now is a cat, L are the lambs which we all like to pat, M's Mammy Mousie and Mama and Mabel, N is for Nanny who works at the table
O are the oysters to make you get fat, P is for Philip and Papa and Pat, Q are the quilts some are red and some blue, R are the rabbits we eat in a stew
Sylvia and Sheila have each of them noses, T is for Thomas who waters the roses, U is for Uncle who brings toys to us, V is for Victor who runs in the bus
W for William who pumps up the water, X is the xcellent face of my daughter, Y yellow trap to the station has gone, Z is so hard that we'll leave it alone.