A very brief foreword / Jonathan Ames
Naked ladies are cool
Art fag
Collective unconscious
The Midway Motel
Great sexpectations
Fellatio school
The face of God
Balloonaut
Live nude girl
Love mayonnaise
How to marry a millionaire
Dude for a day
Squirting
I'll never wash this vagina again
Princess reform school
Baby talk
Rear window
Sex and the City endurance test
First base
Lube girl
The key party
Saved
Groupie
Cougar hunt
The three most beautiful words
Sex toy olympics
Getting metaphysical
Space.