Coloratura aria : Canto dolciamente pipo, from La cantatrice squelant
British, pure but dull : I love the spring
Russian folk song : Da, nyet, da, nyet
For loud singers with no brains : Ah, lover, from the operetta The Prince of Philadelphia
For singers with tremendous artistry but no voice : Schlumph ; Je n'ai pas la plume de ma tante
Contemporary music for tone-deaf singers : My heart is red
For the untrained singer : I gave my love a cherry
For the dramatic soprano : Schreechenrauf
The Ring of the Nibelung : an analysis
Introduction to the concert (by Women's Club President)
How to write your own Gilbert and Sullivan opera.