No. 1. Now that's what I call beige!
No. 2. Pleasing in a Eurocentric way
No. 3. Slumming it : drifter debonaire
No. 4. Distracting yourself from emptiness
No. 5. Our terrifying natural world
No. 6. Prideful, loving anger is my only salvation
No. 7. Welcome back to your lonely home
No. 8. Add a safe amount of ethnic feel to your life
No. 9. These colors have been endorsed by A-list celebrities
No. 10. Folksy beyond repair
No. 11. Your bewildering, nightmarish dreams
No. 12. A fistful of patriotism
No. 13. A lethal dose of scientific method.