Introduction : cultural understanding via wetback jokes
Language : curse words, greasers, and lecherous whistles
Cultura : chickens, dwarves, and the soccer-Osama connection
Sexo : dirty Sánchez, juangas, and indomitable sperm
Inmigración : more, more, and more
Music : Morrissey, melodicas, and ay yi yi yis
Food : tamales, hot sauce, and testicular avocados
Ethnic relations : chinitos, negritos, gabachos, and wabs
Fashion : fake blondes, mustaches, and swimming with jeans
Work : oranges, day laborers, and lazy Kentuckians.