Introduction: my old life calls my new life
"Only victims"
From South Carolina backwards
Moses Wine is born
Daddy Rich, Abbie, the baby moguls and my early brush with identity politics
The 1980s vintage
Paul and the days of success
The International Association of Crime Writers, three trips to Russia and how I came to be recruited by the KGB
Evolution: the birth of an accidental online apostate CEO
Father Timothy and my three wives
OJ changed my life
Why they hate the neocons
The new blacklist
The rise of the "mini-me"
Extended family values and the godfather
Satori in the modern age of conservative liberals
Epilogue: finding God in Geneva and other travels without my aunt, plus the rise of tea party movies.